The Free Land of Loveable Cats is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.77 billion Loveable Catsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Starclan. The average income tax rate is 70.7%.

The powerhouse Loveable Catsian economy, worth 359 trillion Treats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,394 Treats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, corporations continue to displace native peoples off their land, blocks empty out when a Bigtopian family moves in down the road, and picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loveable Cats's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Loveable Cats is ranked 289,134^th in the world and 10^th in Puppets of Loveable Dogs for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.19 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.